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Nazis, vampires, and molten gold—what's not to love in this 45-minute fever dream?
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The Golden Nazi Vampire of Absam: Part II - The Secret of Kottlitz Castle (2007)

DIY chaosMidnight movie energyHistory class on acid

Overview

ComedyHorror

If things were up to General Donovan, then the Military Secret Service of the United States would take care of really important things, of which there are plenty in this Autumn of 1942. Let the Waffen-SS search for Atlantis and dance around Germanic Druid Stones - who believes in the occult of "Wunderwaffen" or "miracle weapons" anyway? At least no straightforward American patriot, only pathetic wimps like William Blazkowicz, the only person at the OSS who wears glasses. But then ... can you dare risk to ignore explicit warnings? Secretly shot films? Evidence? What is really happening in Kottlitz Castle? Who killed Smokey Savallas? What kind of research is the "Ahnenerbe der SS" involved in? Who stole Count Dracula's bones from a crypt in Wallachia? And where's the connection between a fanatic SS General, underground laboratories full of German scientists, and a huge pit filled with molten gold? Questions, questions ...

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Standout Aspects

Practical Effects

Glorious low-budget castle sets and molten gold that clearly isn't.

Writing

Title alone deserves an award for commitment to nonsense.

Acting

Oliver Kalkofe cameo as terrified adjutant is pure joy.

Best for:Friends: Drunken group viewing where everyone yells at the screen.·Background: Perfect absurd noise while arguing about worse movies.·Rewatch: Catch every bonkers detail you missed the first time.
Heads up:Disturbing: Nazi imagery played for camp, but still Nazi imagery.
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Director

Lasse Nolte

ReleasedMay 21, 2007
Runtime45m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensityhigh
Tonemixed
Feellight
Hochschule für Fernsehen und Film München
Creative Gap Filmproduktion

Top Cast

Daniel Krauss

Daniel Krauss

William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz

Götz Burger

Götz Burger

Otto von Grimm

Hendrik Martz

Hendrik Martz

Smokey Savallas

Walter Stapper

Walter Stapper

General Donovan

Oliver Kalkofe

Oliver Kalkofe

Adjudant von General Donovan

Ferdinand Dörfler

Ferdinand Dörfler

SS-Scharführer

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Trivia

This is a fan film sequel to a 2001 short, both inspired by the Wolfenstein video game series—yes, that's THE B.J. Blazkowicz.

Cultural

The 'Ahnenerbe' was a real Nazi organization obsessed with proving Germanic racial superiority through pseudohistory—here played for maximum camp.

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