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Gloria Swanson's first film: suffragettes vs. thirsty husbands in 18 chaotic minutes.

The Fable of the Club Girls and the Four Times (1914)

proto-feminist chaosslapstick suffragethirst-parlor warfare

Overview

Comedy

Once a lot of grown-up girls organized a club for the discussion of current evils. The principal current evil they discussed was man. The object was to find some way to keep them home at nights. One dame thought every wife ought to provide her companion with an intellectual atmosphere so he wouldn't sneak out at night to the thirst parlor.

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lost film

Standout Aspects

Acting

Gloria Swanson's uncredited debut — the future Sunset Blvd. legend begins.

Production

Surviving only in description — the ultimate lost film phantom.

Best for:Solo: Film history deep-cut for silent era obsessives only.·Background: 18 minutes of chaos while doom-scrolling era-appropriate nonsense.
ReleasedDec 2, 1914
Runtime18m
StatusReleased

Vibe

Pacefast
Intensitymedium
Tonelight
Feellight
The Essanay Film Manufacturing Company

Top Cast

Lillian Drew

Lillian Drew

The Widow

Robert Bolder

Robert Bolder

Husband

Leo White

Leo White

Husband

Harry Dunkinson

Harry Dunkinson

Husband

Lester Cuneo

Lester Cuneo

The Fourth, an Engineer

Gloria Swanson

Gloria Swanson

One of the Club Girls (uncredited)

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Deep Dive

Trivia, insights & behind the scenes

Trivia

Gloria Swanson was 15 and still in school when she filmed this — her mother chaperoned her to the Essanay studio in Chicago.

Cultural

This satirizes the contemporary 'woman's club' movement and temperance crusades — the 'thirst parlor' euphemism winks at Prohibition's 1920 arrival.

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